true statement #7
I hate it when the littlest things start to bother me, because it’s a sign that my monthly gift is around the corner.
true statement #6
Waking up to an empty house is one of my favorite feelings.
true statement #5
I only eat purple and red skittles, which is why I don’t ever eat skittles unless they are free.
abuelitayessi asked: Why are you soo lazy???
Ain’t no shame ladies, do your thang Just make sure you ahead of tha game– Missy Elliot
My favorite Tumblr follower goes to...
Irwin aka el Matatan! I love him so much. He’s so stupid. How do you manage to instigate on Tumblr ?! lmao I love you Prich!
How they come and go...
Friends? I thought real ones lasted forever…guess not. Honestly, I’m over it. Have a nice life kid :-*
My boyfriend stressing
Unta: My roommates are having sex upstairs.
Me: Go tell 'em to shut the fuck up.
Me: tell 'em to stop the fucking rockus.
Unta: *sounding stressed* is not even the girl moaning, is the nigga making wild noise
Me: I'm sorry
true statement #4
I put ice in my orange juice and when I’m done with the orange juice, I let the ice melt and drink the water.
Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and of course, each...– Betsey Johnson
true statement #3
Every time I hear my voice, I wonder why I have friends.
true statement #2
I have white girl rhythm.
Thassit! I got a lot of charisma and shit, my shit is rigorous!– Maurica
Anonymous asked: How you feel about having such an amazing big sister ey?
Slowdown babygirl, growing up isn't as fun as it...
Sometimes life does catch up to you and all you want to do is just escape. Most of my friends “get high to balance out the lows” and it’s cool, whatever works for them. I simply watch the DisneyChannel or TeenNick. It let’s me forget that growing up is a blow. You know what’s the crazy part? I have it easy compared to most 18 year olds, which scares me a lot more for...
true statement #1:
I choose my Tumblr themes based on its name. Current theme: Pussy Money !
“We judge ourselves based on intentions and others on their actions” - after reading this quote I developed this new habit of giving people the benefit of the doubt. Making up excuses in my head as to why people do dumb shit sometimes. I usually come up with a whole bunch, but I’m not sure if it’s a good thing. I’ve become a lot LESS judgmental and if you know me you...
Mom: Do the dishes while I get dressed?
Dad: No I can't, I'm busy.
Mom: Doing what?
Dad: I need to drink juice